In honor of David Fernandez (Florida) & Jeff Kirkland (Oregon) who recently welcomed children into the world!
Top 10 Signs of a Triathlete Parent
10) Pull buoy riddled with teeth marks
9) Aero helmet been worn more times as a “jousting knight” costume than actual races
8) The significance of the numbers 2.4, 112, and 26.2 mastered before multiplication tables
7) IronKids t-shirts heavily featured in wardrobe rotation
Top 10 Signs of a Triathlete Parent
10) Pull buoy riddled with teeth marks
9) Aero helmet been worn more times as a “jousting knight” costume than actual races
8) The significance of the numbers 2.4, 112, and 26.2 mastered before multiplication tables
7) IronKids t-shirts heavily featured in wardrobe rotation
6) Routinely find toys hidden in pockets of bike jersey
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| these bad boys give me the energy I need to skateboard home from school |
5) Generally accepted that mom will eventually return after she emerges from water only to suddenly leave us in the lurch
4) A 90-min bike ride takes exactly 90 min… not a minute wasted
3) Mutual respect in that mom and dad have “swimming lessons” (masters) on various mornings just like they do
2) Clif "Z Bars” (marketed to kids) routinely appear in workplace lunch – hey, they taste great, what can I say?
1) Daughter has mastered flying dismount off pink Barbie bike
4) A 90-min bike ride takes exactly 90 min… not a minute wasted
3) Mutual respect in that mom and dad have “swimming lessons” (masters) on various mornings just like they do
2) Clif "Z Bars” (marketed to kids) routinely appear in workplace lunch – hey, they taste great, what can I say?
1) Daughter has mastered flying dismount off pink Barbie bike
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