|this just isn't me|
Outside of triathlon, swimming, and a few other sports, shaving your legs just isn’t cool for guys. At least it didn’t used to be. In fact, despite its growth in popularity, many would argue that such an action requires a revocation of one’s “Man Card.” As a case study, I’m reminded of the following scene from Arrested Development:
Maeby (touching George Michael’s leg): “your legs are seriously smoother than mine... and I just shaved mine!”
George Michael Bluth (after an awkward pause): “so I’m thinkin’ bout getting a motorcycle.”
When accused of having smooth, feminine legs, George Michael feels the need to defend his manhood by countering in a “manly” way.
So I ask you, where is the line of acceptance drawn??
To be completely truthful, I have partially tested the smooth skin waters. Last year while out for an average run at an average pace, my right calf muscle realized that Ironman training had only begun and decided it couldn't take it anymore. For those of you with children, it's kind of like when your oldest child makes the devastating discovery that baby #2 is there to stay and freaks out on you. “You mean there’s no end to this madness?!?” To make a long story short, my run training was severely hampered for the rest of my training, and I took a friend’s recommendation to try KT tape the day before the race. This required shaving part of my leg in order to apply the tape, but I stopped short of going “all the way.” So I ask you… has my Man Card been snipped, or was that simply the nudge I need to shear these babies for my next race??